franklinskite:

amporeon:

this will always be the highlight of my life

Always.

Sometimes I need this.

(Source: fuks)

Grilled instead of fried. Broccoli instead of rice. Perfect Chicken Katsu.

Grilled instead of fried. Broccoli instead of rice. Perfect Chicken Katsu.

gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage

Shit. My jacket is black with white leather sleeves.

(via eskrlos)

I just spent over an hour in Whole Foods. (at Whole Foods Market Columbia, MD)

I just spent over an hour in Whole Foods. (at Whole Foods Market Columbia, MD)

Bad News: I won’t be meeting Jim Zub and Chip Zdarsky at Third Eye tomorrow morning.

Good News: My ruthless pragmatism paid off and, as of tomorrow, I’m the new Saturday morning shift leader.